The Biggest Group Kiss

And I know the organizers of this project. Yes, United Russia helps them with it. But no one is using anyone :D These flash mobs are organized to tell The Peoples of Nizhny Novgorod about September 12. So that kids don't wander around courtyards all summer. So they don't drink alcohol. Isn't it wonderful to bring a fairly large number of people together and play games like "Brook," "Spin the Bottle," "Crocodile" — games that many people have probably already forgotten.

Where, as they say, is this country headed?

So witnesses posted photos of activists promoting the United Russia event "the largest mass kiss" (this event, by the way, started taking shape and receiving UR support at the same time as the wildfires situation — apparently to divert attention), and the photos show some guys in an official Mercedes with "aaa" plates who were apparently directing the kids on Pokrovka.

Then the thread was swarmed by schoolkids from "VKontakte"...

And what do we see?

1) Demands for some kind of "proof" ) 2) Undisguised rudeness. 3) Cheap schoolyard posturing. 4) They genuinely (?) believe that it was "United Russia" specifically that provided money for road construction :) 4) One particularly "cool" United Russia fanboy writes: "It's not about love... it's about THE LARGEST MASS KISS if you've got a partner, come along and get your names into the Guinness Book of Records. :)

And if you don't have a girlfriend, keep on writing negative posts." .....

Does he really hope that his name specifically will be entered in the Book of Records? And the most telling thing — the way this person tries to insult his opponents is by implying they supposedly have no girlfriend. Meaning that having a girlfriend is apparently the highest value for this individual. You can steal, rob, screw geese, as long as you "have a girlfriend." This rude, frustrated school crowd, with its complex of sexual adequacy — are these really the future supporters of United Russia in Nizhny Novgorod????

0. The event is still being organized as we speak. Everyone has their own role and purpose. So what was your purpose, post creator, when you made this post? To be rude? And why are you wasting time on this instead of doing something useful? Do you think I can't see this is a paid hit piece written by the hands of NN.RU (from JUST RUSSIA) — if they're paying you money, you could at least think about what you're writing… instead it just came out as: "blah-blah-blah." Very sad, NN.ru. :(

1. The Largest Mass Kiss is when a record number of couples who love each other kiss at the same time (husband and wife, a guy and his girlfriend…), and it lasts 15 seconds. Where did "the longest kiss" come from? There's nothing vulgar about it. Oh, excuse me, opponents of the event. If you want to organize a flash mob for mass self-gratification in front of a screen, go right ahead.

2. Alcohol in the photo. Point 1: all the organizers lead exclusively healthy lifestyles. And enough of the comments along the lines of "I saw it, that's just how it is, that's my opinion" — show me the photo. Point 2: the people in the photo are not participants in the event. O_o. Point 3: the initiative group runs voluntary flash mobs; no one is barred from attending… and whether citizens obey the law is not for the organizers to judge. But in general, as my girlfriend put it… People who write stuff about guys with beer (see above) are usually the kind of young men who soil themselves at the sight of someone snatching a girl's purse. :)

Lobachevsky University '10 our VKontakte group has been blocked! Waiting for a response from the VKontakte Administrators! The Largest Mass Kiss will go ahead!

The mayor made the statement following an operational meeting on Monday.

According to Bulavinov, approximately 6,000 couples took part in the event.

"This tells us that our people are shy and modest — they don't like kissing in public," the mayor stressed.

Let me tell you how I found out. So, at this moment (13.09.2010 09:38) there's nothing anywhere. Not on the site, not on the Young Guard site, not on VKontakte.

The chat on the record page is also quiet. It was just me and one girl (she didn't know either).

BUT!!!! At the bottom of the recordkiss.ru page (don't think of it as advertising) there's a LIVE LANDLINE PHONE NUMBER! I wasn't lazy — I called. A young man answered and said we recorded 11,024 couples and they are currently conducting a recount and preparing documents for the Guinness Book of Records!!!!

SINCE the previous record was something like 8-something thousand — WE WON (apparently). And the "apparently" is a direct quote. The record hasn't been officially recognized by Guinness yet. And by the way, the kiss group on VKontakte got banned. That's what the guy said!!

Guys! Are you really so worn out by the daily grind? We won such a competition — and you're all still moaning about production and GDP?

You still haven't figured out that no one will ever help you, that you have to help yourself. And YOU SHOULD REJOICE AT EVERY PLEASANT LITTLE THING (and this is hardly a little thing) — because it might never have happened at all.

13 Sep 2010 at 15:32 we broke it!! according to official data from the Guinness letter, the record was not in Mexico but in Brazil, where only 8-something thousand couples kissed!! dear Nizhny Novgorod residents, we recorded 11,024 couples the record is ours)

Nizhny Novgorod — City of Love!